Thursday, October 9, 2008

Married jokes

Haha...there this comedy/joke i m gona share with u guys =)


And the fun starts here

3 women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

A few days later they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’ Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said,

‘What’s for dinner, Batman?’

Haha... Funny rite? If it not funny for u then i think u shud remind me to buy u a sense of humour before u leave my blog.

Ciao...

2 comments:

Billy said...

buy a sense of humor pls. ^^V

RoNey said...

Lol... I think that person that shud buy a sense of humour is eddie